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Geek Porn 3.0
Jan 8th
Back when the original Asus Eee launched in the UK – I snapped one up as soon as I could get my hands on one. The specs were… terrible. It was immensely satisfying to have for all of an hour before the novelty wore off and you realised that the tiny screen, cramped keyboard and poor ability to render flash actually made for a terrible user experience even if it did have 9 hours of battery life and was very convenient to carry around. Ultimately it just wasn’t very good.
It was the first laptop I’ve ever owned, and only on the basis that I had convinced myself that it wasn’t a laptop. The idea of paying a premium for compact technology that can’t come close to rivalling their desktop brethren in terms of performance and satisfaction irks me substantially you see. A netbook however is cheap and doesn’t pretend to try to do what a desktop does. A netbook doesn’t pretend that you might be able to play games on it and it doesn’t pretend to be portable whilst actually being heavy and cumbersome, especially when you have to carry a 2Kg charger around with it which is even more awkward to carry around.
As netbook technology has progressed, they have become less shit than the original Asus Eee which was undoubtedly terrible. In fact they’ve evolved into something mildly decent. However, there is a price to pay for this progress. Good netbooks now roughly cost the same as a low-mid weight laptop, but at a vastly lower spec and ability. So having kept my eye on the netbook market for well over a year to dip my toe into this world once again, I was disappointed to find that netbooks are the new laptops. They are the highest tier of evil with regards to price to performance.
This got me thinking. Now laptops were the lesser of two evils – maybe it was time to take another look at them seriously. Naturally, I was drawn to the Dell website where I found this beauty which is an Studio Inspiron 15. The specs are below – and in my eyes were impressive for the money.
Having spent a great part of the last 6 months researching e-commerce practices dedicated to increasing the value of online transactions and indeed informing the architecture of an insurance e-commerce platform with this in mind – you would think that instantly I would be looking for ways to ensure that I was getting the best value I possibly could. Sadly this experience wasn’t what spurred me on my search for a cheaper price – it was in fact the words of a budding social media strategist from New York called Rosie Siman who mentioned over Thanksgiving dinner that she didn’t buy ANYTHING these days without looking for discount codes online.
So I went out into the Deep Web – and looked. Eventually I found a Dell specific affiliate site that offered discounted Dell equipment. What this site does is link to exactly the same computers that you can buy directly from the Dell website – but slightly different models which don’t automatically include the bloatware you usually get when you buy a manufactured computer. So instead of being forced to pay £90 for 15 months of Mcafee’s Antivirus – you just get a £90 cheaper laptop. When I paid £587 inc VAT instead of over £700 – I smiled and thought of you Rosie.
| Item |
Description |
| Base |
Intel® Pentium® Dual-Core Processor T4300 (2.1GHz, 800MHz, 1MB cache) |
| Memory |
4096MB 800MHz Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM [2x2048] |
| Keyboard |
Internal UK/Irish Qwerty Backlit Keyboard |
| Video Card |
512MB ATI Mobility RADEON HD 4570 |
| Hard Drive |
320GB (5.400rpm) SATA Hard Drive |
| Microsoft Operating System |
Genuine Windows® 7 Home Premium 64bit- English |
| Optical Devices |
Fixed Internal DVD+/-RW Slot Load Drive including Software |
| Wireless Networking |
Dell Wireless 1397 Mini Card (802.11 b/g) |
| Cables |
1 Meter Power Cord (3 Wire) – UK |
| Shipping Documents |
English – Documentation Studio 1545 |
| Gedis Bundle Reference |
N0153502 |
| Standard Warranty |
1 year of coverage included with your PC |
| Enhanced Service Packs |
1 year of coverage included with your PC |
| PalmRest |
Palmrest Standard |
| Bluetooth |
No Bluetooth Upgrade |
| Order Information |
Studio 1555 Order – UK |
| Primary Battery |
Primary 6-cell 56 WHr Lithium Ion battery |
| Carrying Cases |
No Carrying Case |
| Dell System Media Kit |
Studio 1555 Resource DVD (Diagnostic & Drivers) |
| Camera |
2.0 Mega pixel Integrated Web Camera |
| Colour Choice |
Red Swirl |
| Accidental Damage Support |
No Accidental Damage Support |
| Online Backup |
DataSafe Online Backup 2GB 1 year |
| Theft Protection Solution |
FailSafe® Theft Protection – track and protect lost or stolen laptops – 30 days free trial |
| Call Dell Experts |
One free Dell Expert call to help with your PC queries within 60 days of purchase |
| Labels |
Wireless Label – Pentium Dual Core |
| LCD |
15.6in Widescreen Full High Definition (1920×1080) WLED with TrueLife |
| DataSafe (Services Owned) |
Datasafe Local 2.0 Basic |
| Microsoft Application Software |
Microsoft® Works 9.0 / English – (Does not include Microsoft® Word) |
| Protect your new PC |
No Security/Anti-Virus Protection – English |
| Power Supply |
90W AC Adaptor |
Geek Porn v2.0
Sep 5th
Just over 2 years ago I posted about some Geek Porn that was coming my way. I’m sad to say that computer has struggled over the last 2 years, with several returns to Overclockers to get it fixed. The hard drive kept failing, the case window came back cracked after 1 repair visit, and the CPU heatsink came back physically bent out of shape after the second visit. However after that it was stable, and worked, and Overclockers made it crystal clear I wasn’t getting my money back.
I’ll put it down to bad luck as Overclockers generally have very high recommendations from most people, including my best friend who’s never had a problem with their computers.
I started thinking about getting a new pr0n box because my current one (specs viewable on the link above) is failing @ quite a lot of common tasks these days – alt tabbing out of a game and trying to open a web browser taking up to a couple of minutes to complete. Despite my belief that my problems with Overclockers being a 1 off, somewhere in the back of mind it hurt too much to fork out any more money to them on a new pre-built computer so I started looking at Dell again.
Above is my new Geek Porn… the specs are insane – my wallet is screaming with hurt – but I reckon its going to be a stunning machine. Full spec below.
I’ll let you know how I get on with it.
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| Studio XPS™ 435-(D00SX403) Intel® Core™ i7 processor 950 (3.06Ghz, 8MB L2 cache, 4.8GT/sec), Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium SP1 (64 BIT) – English |
| Item |
Description |
| Base |
Intel® Core™ i7 processor 950 (3.06Ghz, 8MB L2 cache, 4.8GT/sec) |
| Memory |
9216MB 1067MHz Tri Channel DDR3 SDRAM [3x2048 + 3x1024] |
| Keyboard |
Dell™ USB Entry Keyboard – UK/Irish (QWERTY) |
| Monitor |
Display Not Included |
| Video Card |
1GB DDR3 ATI® Radeon™ HD 4870 graphics card |
| Hard Drive |
1TB (7200rpm) Serial ATA/100 Hard Drive |
| Microsoft Operating System |
Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium SP1 (64 BIT) – English |
| Mouse |
Dell Optical Scroll USB (2 buttons scroll) DUAL TONE Mouse |
| Optical Devices |
16X DVD+/-RW Drive |
| Sound Cards |
Integrated HDA 7.1 Dolby Digital Audio |
| Speakers |
No Speakers (Speakers are required to hear audio from your system) |
| Wireless Networking |
Internal Enhanced Wireless 802.11n PCIe Card – EUR |
| Shipping Documents |
English – Documentation with UK Power Cord |
| Gedis Bundle Reference |
D09SX403 |
| Standard Warranty |
1 Year Premium Warranty Support |
| Enhanced Service Packs |
1Yr Premium Warranty Support |
| Order Information |
Studio XPS 435 DT Order – UK |
| Dell System Media Kit |
XPS 435T Resource DVD (Diagnostic & Drivers) |
| Accidental Damage Support |
No Accidental Damage Support |
| Protect your Data |
DataSafe Online Backup 2GB 1 year |
| DataSafe |
Datasafe Local 2.0 Basic |
| Microsoft Application Software |
Microsoft® Works 9 – English |
| Protect your new PC |
No Security/Anti-Virus Protection – English |




